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To: Tucson_AZ

I received an email joke from an Israeli friend today that basically said:

El Al has come up with a better idea than full body scanners at airports. They have a giant thick-walled metal box. Anyone suspected of carrying an explosive will be placed inside briefly. If there is an explosive, it will be detonated immediately. So when you are in the airport and hear a quiet little pufffft sound, the next sound you will hear is “We have one extra seat for sale on Flight 834!”


38 posted on 10/22/2010 12:28:02 AM PDT by Yaelle (We need a Comprehensive Congressional Reform!)
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To: Yaelle

I like Archie Bunker’s way.

Everyone who boards a plane will be issued a firearm and ammunition.

Terrorists will no longer wish to fly, for their prey is too well armed for them to survive. And as an added bonus, libtards will no longer fly, being to scared of ‘dem *EVIL* guns’.


39 posted on 10/22/2010 4:52:15 AM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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