[The Comedian]

That's the stupidest presidential candidate list I've ever seen.

Where's DeMint, Sessions, Alan West, Michelle Bachman?

Must be a Dem/RINO joint polling effort.

"Which would you prefer for dinner? Cow pies, cockroaches, octane booster, or brussel sprouts?"

"Uh, the sprouts I guess".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Allegra]

"Uh, the sprouts I guess".

Brussels sprouts....ewwww.... (Pardon the bad spelling - I was home and there was beer involved...)

[humblegunner]

Where's DeMint, Sessions, Alan West, Michelle Bachman?

John Bolton?!