[Liz]

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[Kenny Bunk]

Barney The Bugger of Bayonne and his gay spouse of the month, Herbie Moses, did not go quietly into that good night. Herbie left with millions and millions and millions in his trousseau, or man-purse.

But then, BTheBofB has always had rotten luck with his partners (I was going say "men," but then who knows?) Also, who knows how much of this swag his sweetie left old Barney with? At least Herbie didn't run a gay brothel and dating service from the basement (remember that one?)

What is it with Massachusetts voters, anyway? With all them ivy-covered colleges up there, you'd figure some of the voters could read a little something about their representatives. Remember Gerry Studds? The page-poker?

Has the drinking water been checked?