Awwww did poor widdle wideawake need someone big bad man to come to his aid? Poor widdle baby can’t fight his own battles and needs to get some help.
lol..... Is that supposed to make me respect your mental prowess? Give weight to your opinions, maybe?
Remember the first law of holes: If you find yourself in one, stop digging.
You're really making yourself look good.
This is Paladino-quality repartee.