Posted on 10/17/2010 8:28:03 AM PDT by rabscuttle385
Boob pump?
I would suggest it's far worse than that.......
:-)
;-)
“Boob Pump...”
Yeah...I think so...a company called “Titco Inc” (owned by a round little man named B. Osom) makes them...they’re these little air pumps that a girl can fasten to her buttocks (under the dress) and everytime the girl walks, the motion o’ the dumplins’ causes little puffs of air to be forced into the special inflator jack (they use recycled air jacks from old tires, surgically implanted in the boob - just to be eco-green friendly, you know)...so, the bigger da butt, the bigger da puff, da bigger they grow...
They manufacture them in Mexico, Taiwan, and South Korea, so that the cost is cheap...the implant surgery, however is a bitch...however, the financical theory behind producing them there was “A rising Butt Lifts all Busts....”
Sorta kinda like....[grinning]
Here till Tuesday...try the Veal!
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