Uh-oh. I think I detect a little subterfuge.
With all that talk of silver, gold, and groceries, I'm guessing there's a big ol' safe in the pantry next to the sacks of flour.
Now me, on the other hand...I've got nothing at all, look as poor as I am; no need anybody to come looking for anything in my house! :)
More like rice and canned goods. ;)