[Tex-Con-Man]

...I believe Danae to be 100% on the level. Her long form is genuine and any objective research will confirm that as so.

Do we need to call in Inspector Polarik to confirm the authenticity of this document? He is, after all, the Hawaiian Birth Certificate Document Expert.

(Danae - jus' havin' some fun...don't hurt me...I'm headed to my bomb shelter now.)

(Jamese777 - Payup sucka')

(BuckeyeTexan - "Her long form is genuine" may be an HR violation...Mods are reviewing.)

[BuckeyeTexan]

I think if Polarik shows up to authenticate Danae’s long-form BC, Mesta Machine will blow a gasket and kick the snot out of him. Not that Danae can’t take care of herself.

;p