[abigkahuna]

This Just In wrote: "Being an American overseas as well as being handicapped, ill, or an invalid are the only reasons why someone should be allowed to vote via absentee ballet."

Well, no, there are other reasons, such as I am constantly on the road doing county and state fairs...Shouldn't I be allowed to practice my franchise? Or do I have to be an invalid, handicapped, ill, or just plain overseas?

[This Just In]

Sorry about that, Big Kahuna. No, you should never be denied the right and privilege to vote for such a reason.