So, why can't "s"he just identify "her"self as the homecoming queen, and not bother with running for the title?
She looks and acts like a girl.
Isn't it a bit judgmental and noninclusive, not to mention insensitive, of this journalist to presume that there's a particular way that girls look and act? For shame!
There ya go. That should be the simple solution, yet that would deprive him of all the attention he craves.