[PeterPrinciple]

If I had it to do over, I would apprentice ship myself to someone I thought I wanted to be like. I may work for nothing but at least I wouldn't have to pay tuition.

[Yet_Again]

If I had it to do over, I would apprentice ship myself to someone I thought I wanted to be like. I may work for nothing but at least I wouldn't have to pay tuition.

As would I. I'd learn a trade - how to fix cars, or something in the building trades like plumbing or carpentry. Maybe metalworking. Wrongheaded immigration policy aside, a Chinese plumber will never be able to fix a leak in a house in Chicago.