[Condor51]

Susan Maushart, a mother of three, says her teenage daughter "literally does not know how to use a can opener.

Don't worry Susan. Most guys, let alone 'boys', don't know what this is either:

Maybe one of the greatest little inventions since the Paper Clip

[zeugma]

Mine is not as shiny as that, but it still works great!

[Wonder Warthog]

"Maybe one of the greatest little inventions since the Paper Clip"

I guess I've lived a very sheltered life, as I've never even "seen" one of those. OTOH, I "can" (no pun intended) use the one on the Swiss Army knife.

[rlmorel]

It’s a “John Wayne”!!!!!