[The Duke]

Her children, when she has them, ought to be real proud once they find out she was the campus pass-around.

We had one like this when I was in college. We guys nicknamed her "The Creeper", since she had the habit of creeping from dorm room to dorm room.

[WKUHilltopper]

“We had one like this when I was in college. We guys nicknamed her “The Creeper”, since she had the habit of creeping from dorm room to dorm room.”

We had a couple of these too—although we called one “Sally Siff” (Syphilis) and the other was “Nancy Nympho”.

[longtermmemmory]

How do we know this is not a fake to begin with?

(another implied name would imply she is a rich environment carrier of stds.)