[Sir Francis Dashwood]

There are some things from nature that are illegal to own, like ferrets, rattlesnakes, koalas...

I don't notice anyone eating any of those lately, although rattlesnakes if you can catch one aren't too bad for eating.

And ferrets are legal to have as pets in some places. Koalas are only found in Australia, they are mean and they taste terrible...

[counterpunch]

Koalas are not mean.
I have met dozens, and there wasn’t a nasty one on the bunch.
They’re just very slow. On two fronts.