[Vendome]

 

 

He can get a job with Erik Estrada pitching vacation land "In Beautiful Santa Maria!"

 

 

Rick:

Here is your new line when interviewing:

 

I am a fig plucker,

 

I pluck figs,

 

I am the best fig plucker,

 

that ever plucked figs.

 

 

Say it out loud three times in a row or until you can repeat it perfectly

[Shady]

I slit sheets etc.