[The Comedian]

I would like to know what kind of jobs these people were doing?

No you don't.

You'd hurl.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[dforest]

Ah, I see. Are you telling me they were paid to not complain?

I wantz what they gotz.