“I had a couple of dopey hippie type neighbors complain twice to my local government, because I was smoking cigarettes outdoors, on private property, outside a private residence.”
Whenever you decide to move, rather than selling the house why don’t you rent it out to the most ghetto sh!tbirds you can find (with lots of angry, unemployable male offspring)? Your progressive neighbors can then demonstrate their liberalism, as the smell of burning crack wafts into their “airspace”...
“Your progressive neighbors can then demonstrate their liberalism, as the smell of burning crack wafts into their “airspace”...”
Actually they were neighbors to my workplace, which happens to be in residential building, we kind of share a courtyard in back. No worries though, they moved out shortly after, I think when they realized the city wasn’t going to do anything about their complaints.