[Peter from Rutland]

I just fell off my chair laughing. Thanks!

[allmendream]

Glad you liked the joke. Thought of it after hearing the “impatient cow” knock knock joke, only to find I was about five years too late! Very popular joke at the time, but I hadn't heard it.

Gal going to SDSU, while I was going there, pulled an ‘Amy Fischer’ on the wife of her Marine lover. I asked around the table (biology majors) “Guess the SDSU student's major?” They all guessed (correctly) “PSYCOLOGY!”.