[patton]

Didja know, in Germany it is illegal to label Bud or Bud Light, “Bier”?

They do not meet the german definition of beer.

[budwiesest]

I did not know that, Patton. They're half right; Bud-lite isn't beer (Bier).

Still, if I'm on a boat (in America) and getting thirsty, I'm grabbin' a Bud out of the ice chest over an Ale for drinkability. If I'm in a boat (in Germany) and getting thirsty, I'll ask the German for a Bud that he's been hiding in his backpack all day. :^)

If he say's, "I don't have any Bud", I'll smack him in the head with a sausage and tell him, "I don't have any sausage, either."