I deflated one once, in a bar in California, starting off with "Texas, you say? You mean the second biggest state in the Union? That Texas?"
Actually I like Texas. I found it to be a pretty nice place. And the guy ended up being a friend.
I went to Texas a few times on business. The weather was hellish and uninhabitable...They said I’d get used to it...I told um I wouldn’t be there that long...