Posted on 09/22/2010 9:51:32 PM PDT by naturalman1975
I, for one, do not want to see Oprah naked Down Under.
What has been visualized can’t be unvisualized.
Might I suggest lead paint?
Pop culture sickness and depravity absolutely knows no bounds ...
excuse me I have to run to the bathroom for ...
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
This project will take a while to complete, unless, of course, they use an airless.
LOL and shouldn’t they have asked this in one of those times she had lost all the weight? I have nothing against BBWs. I’m just saying it might not be a pretty picture.
“tastefully painted with Australian icons, such as the Sydney Harbour Bridge”
Tastefully. Of course.
"You're gonna need a bigger brush!"
Here's the artist :o)
Do it in a private room and hide her from the world!!!
Oh, the Hugh Manatee of the thought of the dastardly deed!!!!
May have lawsuits. The blindness may not be a temporary thing.
I recall a song my father used to sing when we were kids:
We came to town to see
That old tattooed lady
She was a sight to see
Tattooed from head to knee
Our uncle Ned was there
He came to gape and stare
“I’ve never,” he declared
“Seen such a freak so fair.”
And on her jaw, was the Royal Flying Corps
And on her back was a Union Jack,
How could you ask for more?
All up and down her spine
The Queen’s own Guard in line,
And all around her hips
Sailed a fleet of battleships.
And over her left kidney
Was a bird’s eye view of Sydney
But was we liked best
Was upon her chest
A little home in Waikiki
If I’m not mistaken, it was a WWII song, I think he learned it in the Navy as a SeaBee.
:^)
I wonder if the “artist” will be using rollers.
Bring lots of paint
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