What about a turducken? Can they create one of those?
I was thinking the Crawfishalo.
Buffalo that tastes like crawfish.
Bring on the Etoufee!!! But sucking the heads is just going to be gross!!!
We had a Turducken for Christmas dinner several years ago. It was pretty good. I like duck because they are all dark meat. I think the reason people have made a fuss over white meat is to entice SOMEBODY into eating it. Too dry and tasteless for Old Watashi!