[econjack]

I had dinner with a very liberal guy who complained that his son didn't have health insurance. It turns out, he didn't have a job, either. When I asked if he had a car, he said yes. My question to him was: If he can afford a car, why doesn't he get rid of the car and buy health insurance? His answer: He needs his car. My response: You mean, he chooses to buy a car and not health insurance. He didn't say anything. (Liberals don't know how to respond to free market questions.)

My final question: Why should I have to pay for your son's health insurance when he doesn't want to pay for it himself? He actually got up and left the table without saying a word. Go figure...

[RavenLooneyToon]

Years ago a relative was considering a transfer to California. He said “Well one thing going for it, is I won’t have to pay for health insurance.”
I replied, “No, but instead you’ll have to pay for everyone else!”
He laughed, and said “Nice retort!”
Thankfully, he passed on the transfer.