"This federal investigation of me and Malcolm is racism---pure and simple.
I am totally innocent. As a compassionate and tolerant Democrat, I was just
helping out a distinguished foreign dignitary."
"See, I got this email from Nigerian Gen Kachinga Cheatchusuckah.
The General had a problem."
" Now, as soon as Gen Cheatchusuckah transfers Idi Amin's
secret Ugandan gold reserves from a Swiss bank vault to a
refrigerated truck I leased............."
Sen Malcolm Smith tells his limo driver: "I don't give a damn where you park it. "