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To: Stoat

Q: What do you think made you become a heterosexual?

A: Because I’m normal

(That will make them faint)


4 posted on 09/19/2010 1:00:43 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Islander7; Uncle Miltie
“G-d”.

Because I’m normal

Two right answers right off the bat.

5 posted on 09/19/2010 1:04:23 AM PDT by marron
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To: Islander7

Another one that will make their itty-bitty brains go into overload.

Q: What do you think made you become a heterosexual?

A: Because I’m not Darwinianly defective.


7 posted on 09/19/2010 1:07:35 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (No Representation without Taxation!)
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To: Islander7

Q: What do you think made you become a heterosexual?
A: Because I’m normal
(That will make them faint)

The Brit twits are only a few years ahead of us in going over the cliff.

Yes, God made me heterosexual, as well as giving me a brain to walk, talk, and chew gum at the same time.


11 posted on 09/19/2010 1:09:56 AM PDT by AlexW
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To: Islander7

Gee, maybe I noticed I was heterosexual when my best friend showed me a picture of some unclad babe in a men’s magazine when we were about eleven or twelve. I still remember her name...and some other attibutes.


61 posted on 09/19/2010 8:49:58 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Islander7

“Because I’m not mentally ill.”


167 posted on 09/21/2010 6:31:48 AM PDT by Little Ray (The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!)
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