Robert Byrd: “I dabbled in cross-burnings and lynchings”
Ted Kennedy: “I dabbled in drowning young mistresses”
John Kerry: “I dabbled around on a river in Cambodia”
Albore: “I dabbled in rationality but decided it took too much effort”
John Edwards: “I dabbled in adultery and couldn’t stop”
Hillary: “I dabbled in S&M”
Bill Clinton: “I dabbled with cigars.... still do”
Obama: “I dabbled about with terrorists”