[little jeremiah]

I would never live in an apartment.

[Walts Ice Pick]

That sounds like a dodge. As a district attorney, would you consider prosecuting under such circumstances?

I know, I know - you wouldn't be a district attorney.

See, the problem is with the word "private" in the context of activity that creates a public danger even when conducted behind closed doors. Homosexual conduct is perversion and a public danger no matter where it is conducted.

Your public/private distinction is meaningless and only serves to promote perversion.