[AngryJawa]

A couple of neutron bombs in Gaza would stop this waste of perfectly good phosphorus, as well as calm the non-indigenous population to acceptable levels of mischief.

Silly Comedian. Don't you know that the Israelis will have to endure 100 megaton blasts in Tel Aviv and Haifa before even thinking about anything like that?

[The Comedian]

Silly Comedian. Don't you know that the Israelis will have to endure 100 megaton blasts in Tel Aviv and Haifa before even thinking about anything like that?

You know, the best thing that could happen to Israel, and the absolute worst thing that could happen to their proximate Arab infestation, would be to draft me as PM of Israel for a day.

The fire. The blood. The terror.

And the next day, Israel and the rest of the planet would be at peace.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.