[CarWashMan]

Can someone please tell Boehner to stay out of the tanning booth. His tan is fodder for the MSM and dopes like Stewart and Colbert.

[Deb]

Yes, Republicans must always remember to live their lives exactly as the Left would have them, so as not to provide elements of possible attack. Take away the yummy tan and critics will go away, never to bother him again.

He should also wear brown contacts because we don't want Stewart and Colbert referring to him as Congressman McDreamy.