One on One (Blast Email from DNC) Barf Alert!

Over the next two months, Organizing for America volunteers like you will talk to millions of voters about what's at stake this fall.

Our Vote 2010 goals are ambitious -- but meeting them is the only way President Obama will be able to continue moving our country forward with strong allies in Congress.

We know these one-on-one conversations are incredibly effective. In 2008, volunteers like you turned out millions of voters -- many for the first time. And in our increasingly fractured digital environment -- when so much competes for our time and attention -- conversations between friends, family members, and neighbors remain the most trusted and impactful method of political persuasion.

I have a tremendous amount of confidence in this strategy -- and you -- because I saw how it changed politics in 2008. You connected personally with more voters than any campaign in history -- and we won.

That's why we've put together resources to guide you in your conversations with voters this fall. It's time to get back out there and deliver our message again.

Now and over the next 51 days, President Obama is forcefully taking on the Republicans and making this case to voters in cities across the country.

Republicans are desperately trying to take over Congress by threatening to repeal the historic changes we've achieved together. That's it. Even if they weren't funded largely by special interests, theirs would be one of the most cynical campaigns I've seen in my decades of working in politics.

We know what Republicans will do if they win back control. Their ideas -- out of touch and favoring special interests -- reveal not only an astonishing lack of understanding of the challenges facing middle-class families, but a party that can define itself only in its united opposition to progress. Returning to Bush administration policies that drove our economy into a recession is not leadership -- it's negligence.

Over the last year and a half, President Obama and Democrats in Congress have stabilized our financial system, ended insurance company abuses, invested in private sector jobs, cut taxes for middle-class families, and established the strongest consumer financial protections in history.

A party that refuses to participate in tackling the enormous challenges facing our country does not deserve to lead.

P.S. -- Exciting news: This month and next, we're holding five major Moving America Forward Organizing Rallies with President Obama in Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Nevada, and a special Commit to Vote Tele-Town Hall. Click here for more details.

Paid for by Organizing for America, a project of the Democratic National Committee -- 430 South Capitol Street SE, Washington, D.C. 20003. This communication is not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee.

There, fixed it.
Over the next two months, corrupt Organizing for America volunteers like you will stalk millions of voters about what's at stake this fall.
Our Vote 2010 goals are ambiguous -- but meeting them is the only way President Obama will attempt to save a failed presidency and continue driving our country toward the destruction we've planned for it.
We know these one-on-one conversations are incredibly painful. In 2008, volunteers like you turned out millions of fraudulent voters -- many, multiple times. And in our increasingly fractured digital environment -- when so much competes for our time and attention -- conversations, fake registration and some "street cash" between friends, family members, and neighbors remain the oldest and impactful method of political chicanery.
I have a tremendous amount of confidence in this strategy -- and you -- because I saw how it changed history, for the worse, in 2008. You connected illegally with more voters than any campaign in history -- and we stole it.
This year, the strategy is the same.
That's why we've put together resources to guide you in your conversations with voters, who hate the living hell out of you, this fall. It's time to get back out there and deliver our message again, but sugar coat the turd and maybe they'll bite.
Check out these resources and gear up for the electoral annihilation.
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/StartHere?source=20100912_dp_act
Now and over the next 51 days, President Obama is forcefully grasping at straws and making this case to voters in cities across the country that his policies suck, but hey it's an election year, so make sh*t up, like McCain.
But he can't deliver this message alone, but may have to since no one wants him to campaign with them.
Conservatives are desperately trying to take over Congress by threatening to repeal the historic debacle we've achieved together. That's it. Even if they weren't funded largely by special interests, theirs would be one of the most cynical campaigns I've seen in my decades of working in politics, and rightly so.
We know what Republicans will do if they win back control. Their ideas -- pretty much the same as ours -- reveal not only an astonishing lack of understanding of the challenges facing middle-class families, but a party that can define itself only in its united opposition to progress. Returning to Bush administration policies that drove our economy into a recession is not leadership -- ignoring the fact that Democrats controlled Congress for the last 4 years.
Over the last year and a half, President Obama and Democrats in Congress have destabilized our financial system, encouraged insurance company abuses, invested in killing private sector jobs, promote taxes for middle-class families, and established a weaker consumer financial system.
The Tea Party stood on the sidelines and said "WTF are you doing to this country?"
A party that refuses to participate in tackling the enormous challenges facing our country does not deserve to lead. I said that so you'd think about the GOP and not us, who are really blind to the basic economic facts that we've fuc*ed this country for decades.
You know this. I know this. Now let's get out there and buy our communities votes.
Please print out these resources for your reference this fall:
http://my.barackobama.com/StartHere
Thanks,
David Pluoffe
P.S. -- Exciting news: This month and next, we're holding five major Moving America Forward Organizing Triage Sessions with President Obama in Wisconsin, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Nevada, and a special Commit to Vote Tele-Town Hall. Click here for more details. for the love of all things holy don't "run away" from him, damnit!
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/MAFrally
Paid for by Organizing for America, and other Union hush money, a project of the sleazy Democratic National Committee -- 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. 20003. This communication is not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee, but we're hoping you read between the lines.

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