Islam is the religion for the weak, dumb, cowardly, and soulless.
That about sums it up.
Can you imagine having to worry where your front and back face when you go to the bathroom? After urinating, men have the extra obligation to stand and make sure all the urine is out, facing the proper direction. Dribble is a religious issue, not a just a cleanliness issue. Sounds pathetic to me.
Islam is about suppression and control.