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Pass the lo-gas grass , Please.

Natural grass .. It's a gas gas gas..

Cows graze on a meadow in the Alps mountains near the village Oberau, southern Germany in August 2010. Climate change can be curbed by changing the diet of livestock, whose feed crops, farting, belching and manure contribute a fifth of the planet's greenhouse gas emissions, a new study said Friday. (AFP/File/Christof Stache)

1 posted on 09/10/2010 12:52:14 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

Moo Moo..


2 posted on 09/10/2010 12:53:27 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Oh, now you’re just making stuff up...


3 posted on 09/10/2010 12:54:54 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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How about sticking a cork up all cow’s asses.

Better yet, shove one in the mouth of all leftist yoyos!


4 posted on 09/10/2010 12:56:51 PM PDT by IbJensen (Our government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Want to solve man made globull warming? Send all of the supporters of that fake theory to Mars.

LLS


5 posted on 09/10/2010 12:57:17 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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I don't need to combat “climate change” because I index my levels to the Al Gore standard. In fact, to even begin to catch up to him I'd need to burn down a significant sized forest.
7 posted on 09/10/2010 12:58:49 PM PDT by highlander_UW (Education is too important to abdicate control of it to the government)
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The number one weapon against "climate change"! BEAN-O!

Send a bottle to your favorite enviromentalist!

8 posted on 09/10/2010 1:02:24 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Algore is a politician and a con artist. He is NOT a scientist.)
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But what if I want the climate to change?

if these farmers were allowed to sell the reductions they achieve as credits on global carbon markets

Oh. It's just a scam thing.

9 posted on 09/10/2010 1:02:24 PM PDT by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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Climate change can be curbed by changing the diet of livestock, whose feed crops, farting, belching and manure contribute a fifth of the planet’s greenhouse gas emissions..

a fifth.. wow.. almost as much as politicians globally.. whose largesse on your dime, fart , belch and stink up the place with great aplumb no one will say anything.

A cow can be gracious if handled well.. sadly not all politicos are so.


10 posted on 09/10/2010 1:03:46 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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“farting, belching and manure contribute a fifth of the planet’s greenhouse gas emissions, a new study said Friday.”...

What do you expect!....Liberals never stop talking!


11 posted on 09/10/2010 1:04:42 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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I just don’t want to live in a world where a cow can’t just fart as much as they want. Surely they enjoy the same smug sense of artistic expression that I do. Would you deprive them of that? Look at their eyes! How could you?


13 posted on 09/10/2010 1:09:47 PM PDT by weeder
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Have you ever noticed that old people seem to pass a lot of gas? Maybe that’s the real reason 0bamao is setting up the Death Panels.


14 posted on 09/10/2010 1:10:39 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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The lead scientist

16 posted on 09/10/2010 1:12:34 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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The whole idea is nonsense. The cow is going to take in a certain amount of carbon and expel a certain amount of carbon. If it doesn’t come out in the form of gas it will come out in some other form that will promptly decay and turn to gas. I’ll retire to Bedlam.


17 posted on 09/10/2010 1:14:27 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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All the gasbags are on the left.


19 posted on 09/10/2010 1:19:56 PM PDT by Ev Reeman
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People who don’t work in agriculture, and didn’t invest a dime of their own money in it, want to be in charge of it. People who don’t raise cows are sure they have a lot of really good advice to offer the people who do raise cows.

These are the kind of people who elect an Obama into high office. Never built anything, never accomplished anything, but he’s pretty sure he knows better than you do how it all works.


20 posted on 09/10/2010 1:40:16 PM PDT by marron
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Doesn't matter what the cows do.

Man-made climate change is a hoax anyway.

What we REALLY have to worry about is GITC.

Al “Tommy Flanagan” Gore discovered that Gnome Induced Temperature Change when he was working on his important research into the fact that it's “several million degrees” 2km beneath the surface of the Earth (This is MUCH hotter than the surface of the Sun).

The only way to cure GITC is to send al Gore billions or preferably Trillions of dollars. Beg your Congresspeople to enact legislation that would put guns to the heads of any “gnome deniers.”

Won't you do it for the children?

21 posted on 09/10/2010 2:03:11 PM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (Language, Borders, Culture, Full employment for those here legally)
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To: NormsRevenge

Grazin in the grass
it’s a gas
baby can you dig it?


22 posted on 09/10/2010 2:05:10 PM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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Thank goodness ‘they’ are looking into solving this terrible, terrible problem. The world will be better and safer and cleaner and whatever after their study!!!!! And thank goodness there are people out there who will take this task on!

/s


27 posted on 09/10/2010 2:21:50 PM PDT by Exit148
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Better yet stop Al Gore from talking...


30 posted on 09/10/2010 2:39:39 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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"It would be a useful incentive if these farmers were allowed to sell the reductions they achieve as credits on global carbon markets,"

A new green job...a cow fart broker.

31 posted on 09/10/2010 2:51:03 PM PDT by The Great RJ (The Bill of Rights: Another bill members of Congress haven't read.)
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