Will he use his ever-irrepressible line “Hey, guys, I’m buying shrimp!” I just love that line. Says so much about His Royal Teleprompter-Ass, don’t (sic) it?
Question 1: Why did you and chibaca take separate vacations this past august.
A: Well, let me make this clear, we decided I needed to stay close to home because I needed to ensure the oil spill would be taken care of and those evil oil companies set up to pay for their destruction. You know, we are facing many problems as a world with the increased dependence on foscil fuels. Bush and his followers were instrumental in destroying the planet before I got here but we must do better and we will. Besides the planet woes, Bush destroyed the entire economy, pushed the country into depression which I did not know was as bad as it was till I got here. We set out immediately to set recovery on track. Why, just last month we added 67000 private sector jobs which shows we are on the right path. Any change to this course by giving the government back to those who drove the country into a ditch would be like giving the keys back to a driver who just caused a crash. Furthermore, we are making progress in improving our schools which will gurantee we have quality workers for the new society. This society will be founded upon the belief of equality which my administration is proud to have saved from the racist and class warfare one harbored by my predecessor. Toward that end, I am keeping my promise to only raise taxes upon the highest earners, those making 250,000...they can afford to share the wealth with those who are barely getting by. Oh, time is up, got to go, T time in one hour.