Maybe it could be in a fireplace kinda like those
video firelogs? You could just slip it in the Blue
Ray on cold nights...
Remember now folks, first place goes to most humorous
burn setting. Our aim is not anger but ridicule.
Dress like a pirate! Dress like a muslim!
Wear an Obama mask, Hillery, or Dracula.
Have fun!
This is something I can get into. Dress like Moohammed and grumble about his pathetic posterity being too stupid to understand sarcasm.