It's lucky that Sheriff Andy isn't facing voters

The Charlotte Observer ^ | 09/08/2010 | Benjamin Niolet

[MBB1984]

Western North Carolina has fewer blacks relative to other parts of North Carolina and several small towns there were all white in the 1960s.

[PATRIOT1876]

Barney or even Goober seems more competent than Andy at this point.

Many Americans hate the vile disgusting Health Care Bill with a fiery passion. No one wants their “representatives” to say, “Screw you, I'm not listening to what you have to say.”

It's a real bad idea to associate yourself with this unpopular fecal bill. No wonder Dems that are running for the Nov election try not to mention it while campaigning.

“Health Care, Health Care...hmmmm...To the best of my recollection, I don't believe I've ever heard of such a thing.
Please, please don't look up my voting record!”
~Any Democrat picked at random running for election in NO-vember

[VermiciousKnid]

Thank YOU for the info. When I was a kid, I thought he WAS Sheriff Andy, but being all grown up now, I know that it is not so...

Regards,

[almcbean]

There’s another Mayberry connection. Have you ever noticed that Eric Holder bears a striking resemblance to Howard Sprague?

[Hunton Peck]

Mayberry’s dirty little secret is that Aunt Bea baked cocaine into all those pies she made. It messed with all their minds somethin’ awful.

[Cowman]

Mayberry’s dirty little secret is that Aunt Bea baked cocaine into all those pies she made. It messed with all their minds somethin’ awful.

Is that why Opie was appointed as "Pastry Czar" after a period of fact finding in Colombia?

[Hunton Peck]

It’s not a coincidence he rode a C-130 on that trip.

[Cowman]

I have had suspicions about Floyd the barber as well.

[Hunton Peck]

Yeah. He was way too mellow.

[GailA]

Let me get this straight. We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke;

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

[fightinJAG]

Okay. I stand corrected.

:)

[MitchellC]

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[iowamark]

"Hey, Barn, I'm endorsing Obama!"

[JWinNC]

"I knew Andy was nuts when he refused to bang Charlene Darling."

LOL^^^

Ditto that.

[xrmusn]

I’ve never heard that he resembled his “Face In the Crowd” character.
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W J Clinton always brought this movie and character to mind when I was ‘forced’ to observe him.