YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. Alpha males don’t choose muscle cars to make themselves Alpha males. They choose them BECAUSE they are Alpha males.
I assure you that I do.
Last week a guy cut me off in his big, big, big truck. When I pulled along side him to "discuss" his driving, the little 5'3" punk wouldn't look at me. He was safe and manly in his big, big, big truck.
I must be a beta male then, because I’ve never been car minded. My wife has heated leather seats and a turbo charger the size of a microwave jammed in under the hood. I’ll drive whatever starts and rolls without complaint. To me cars only serve 4 purposes: Haul my mountain bikes, carry stuff home from the store, tote the family, and something to drive when it’s too wet for my Harley.