[Gilbo_3]

My first and last official act would be to do away with whatever office I was occupying.

And to declare war on everyone who strives for office.

dude, yer a natural at stump speeches...8^}

[The Comedian]

dude, yer a natural at stump speeches...8^}

Only appreciated by those with high IQs, advanced philosophy degrees, and uncomfortable doses of spiritual enlightenment.

Consider yourself a fellow mutant.

Our entire peer set could share a couple of booths at the local Denny's.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.