[r9etb]

So these girls climbed out of cribs, opened a door, took down a gate and opened another door. Either Dad’s lying or these parents are in for it!

They're in for it. I have no trouble believing that the little ones really did escape on their own.

Do you know any parents of twins? Ask 'em, and they'll tell you that twins are 4 times as much mischief as on kid on her own.

My dad had a story about my sisters who, not long after turning two, climbed up an "unclimbable" fence and scrambled to the top of a garage roof.

[DJ MacWoW]

I’ve known people that had kids a year apart. “Circus” doesn’t describe it. Two the same age must be closer to “mental ward”.