Dude, I was in your corner all the way until you had to bring up the ants and squirrels. I hate ants and squirrels!
I mean lookit....squirrels really are the spawn of the devil, laugh if you want.
They are rats with furry tails. I thank the gods above that I have a great big dog who too knows the evil of the squirrel-rodent who regularly steals from my birdfeeders and wants to know what the hell I’m lookin’ at.
Call me crazy but if I could, hey I’d strap a couple of bombs to my person and hold the whole lot of the squirrel kingdom hostage. I’d demand that they not have babies, that they eradicate themselves from the world, that they be burried up to their necks and...
....whew....wow...almost lost it there for a minute.
I’m okay now.