“he barged into a late-night prayer session with his shoes on”
I think that was all that he was probably wearing which might have shocked the Muzzies enough to delay an immediate jihad against him assisting him in his emergency egress from the mosque.
“Police and witnesses said he was lucky to escape with his life as enraged worshippers chased him, then ransacked his house.”
Or he was a fast runner who was wearing a great pair of Nike’s. Kinda like Forrest Gump. Run, Forrest, Run!
Now if we could get a naked female to do that, all the men praying would have to kill themselves, noise problem solved.