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To: markomalley

I believe RONCO is going to do an infomercial to introduce their Jack-O-Matic 1500 there this fall.

It will only cost 4 payments of $19.95. But wait! If you order 2, the next one is free. You only pay for the additional shipping and handling.

Attachments optional.


10 posted on 09/01/2010 4:15:57 AM PDT by DH (The government writes no bill that does not line the pockets of special interests.)
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To: DH

“I believe RONCO is going to do an infomercial to introduce their Jack-O-Matic 1500 there this fall.”

Fell asleep with the TV on one night and woke up at 3:00am to a home shopping type show with two women hawking dildos.


25 posted on 09/01/2010 4:40:16 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Political correctness in America today is a Rip Van Winkle acid trip.)
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To: DH

” It will only cost 4 payments of $19.95. But wait! If you order 2, the next one is free. You only pay for the additional shipping and handling. “

If I pay extra, can I get extra handling?


27 posted on 09/01/2010 4:44:16 AM PDT by Humble Servant
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