[grace522]

No, I'm not kidding. Fire away!

[mountainlion]

Is it January 19 again?

[wetgundog]

A BIG F’n F

like in FUBO

[Randy Larsen]

Don't look to good for Obeyme...

The Economy

---

A:
4.77%

B:
4.56%

C:
5.27%

D:
17.80%

F:
67.60%

Foreign Policy

---

A:
6.80%

B:
4.19%

C:
7.67%

D:
21.66%

F:
59.68%

Health Care

---

A:
7.14%

B:
3.01%

C:
2.87%

D:
8.31%

F:
78.67%

Afghanistan

---

A:
5.67%

B:
13.60%

C:
25.96%

D:
22.84%

F:
31.93%

Iraq

---

A:
5.79%

B:
10.08%

C:
24.39%

D:
23.77%

F:
35.96%

Threat of Terrorism

---

A:
6.63%

B:
4.92%

C:
9.74%

D:
21.19%

F:
57.52%

Energy and the Environment

---

A:
5.66%

B:
5.56%

C:
12.70%

D:
21.03%

F:
55.04%

Social Issues

---

A:
6.71%

B:
4.69%

C:
10.82%

D:
18.95%

F:
58.84%

Bipartisanship

---

A:
6.60%

B:
3.12%

C:
4.00%

D:
8.08%

F:
78.20%

Obama's Overall Job as President

---

A:
6.28%

B:
4.03%

C:
3.69%

D:
22.25%

F:
63.76%

---

NOTE: This is not a scientific poll. The results above are for information purposes only, and should not be confused with the results of the scientific polls conducted by CBS News.

[DefeatCorruption]

THIS IS AN OLD POLL.

[reagan_fanatic]

Wow - Zero’s really getting hammered.

Where’s the ‘should Obama be impeached’ button?

[garjog]

[jakerobins]

Like he used to vote in the Senate...he gets a Present...Didn’t do the work...he just filled a seat...

[MonicaG]

What do you mean his First year? This is like some endless nightmare.

[tx_eggman]

You want a grade? Here ya go ...

[mrsmith]

His year needs 'grading' all right.

[Grams A]

I am sure I am going to catch a whole lot of flak for posting this guy’s comments, but this is one of the best I have seen. So here goes!

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.