lol
Leading candidate Sarah Palin drops a bundle of birth certificates onto the podium....
"Here you go Husain...I will see your birth certificate...and raise you 5...
....these are my family birth certificates going back 5 generations....."
In a first for a presidential debate...the audience started to throw shoes at Obama....who exited the studio followed by a shower of shoes and was wisked away to an undisclosed location by an armed group of special forces.....developing....film at 11.
The REAL guerilla campaign is the one Obama is fighting to keep every iota of the 1-2 million dollars he's invested to ensure most every iota of his personal documents (including education) are kept more secret than any other documents/recipes/info anywhere in the world.