[MayflowerMadam]

“...we will check out the local Walmart to see the typical cross section of the population before we buy.”

We have a theory: All Walmart shoppers are the exact same people in every store — it’s a sci-fi, time travel kind of thing. We swear we’ve seen the same people at Walmarts in Olean, NY; Simi Valley, CA; and in Knoxville, TN. Has to do with a gallactic portal or something. :)

[Crawdad]

We have a theory: All Walmart shoppers are the exact same people in every store — it’s a sci-fi, time travel kind of thing. We swear we’ve seen the same people at Walmarts in Olean, NY; Simi Valley, CA; and in Knoxville, TN. Has to do with a gallactic portal or something. :)

Walmartians.

[arthurus]

Actually there is only ONE Walmart and it is in Arkansas. Sam perfected the portals. It saves a lot on expenses.

[Levante]

“We have a theory: All Walmart shoppers are the exact same people in every store — it’s a sci-fi, time travel kind of thing. We swear we’ve seen the same people at Walmarts in Olean, NY; Simi Valley, CA; and in Knoxville, TN. Has to do with a gallactic portal or something. :)”

The bastards have a Stargate. No question about it.

I’ll go load my M249. And call the Air Force. :)