Berlin 'Cannibal' Restaurant Calls for Diners to Donate Body Parts for Menu

The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^ | 8/27/10 | Laura Roberts

[Slyfox]

I am ready for a hearty bowl of Toe Nail soup.

[dfwgator]

"Stop It!!! Stop It!!! Stop this cannibalism....Let's have a thread about nice, clean, decent human beings."

[353FMG]

I offered them my clipped toenails as an appetizer.

[piytar]

Sodom and Gamorha (sp? sorry) level depravity. We all know what follows...

[xrmusn]

Only a philistine would ever serve penis with garlic.
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How Gauche!

Was it filleted first?
Or is ‘boner’ just a figure of speech?
Didn’t mention if they used meat tenderizer.
Did it say how old the donor was?

Like we used to say when it came to K or C rations...
“enough hot sauce and you could eat a pile of manure if you were hungry enough”

[Joe 6-pack]

"Didn’t mention if they used meat tenderizer.

I've always liked mine with a nice dry rub.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Burpliner.

[tanuki]

LOL!

[martin_fierro]

Bernd Jurgen Brandes, a computer technician, volunteered to be eaten by Meiwes in 2001.

Ich bin ein Bernd dinner.

[mylife]

i just remembered that i have an awesome roast beef sub sitting in the fridge that i almost forgot about.

Marge asks Homer if he's been eating a certain sandwich. Flashback to the company picnic, where a large submarine lays on a table. Carl talks to Homer.

Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie. Homer: I'll give it a good home. [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating sandwich.] Marge: You've been eating that sandwich for over a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn. Homer: Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.[flash to Marge walking up to Homer with a sandwich-looking thingamabob.]

Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away. Homer: Suggestion noted. [when Marge leaves, Homer chows down] -- Mmm, botulism,

Back to reality.

Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes. -- Honesty is the best policy,

Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens! [his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling away] -- A man with a mission,

In the car. Homer shivers inside a blanket, his skin looks extremely pale.

Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld... Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh... [faints on the car horn]

-- That's what you get for eating months-old hoagies, "

[mikrofon]

This whole story is making me rejurgetate...

[MarkL]

Anybody else here remember "Hufu," human flavored tofu for the "health conscious cannibal?" It was a terrific web site, but got taken down, and I've heard that anyone who tried to resurrect it has been threatened with law suits. It's a shame, because it was a really funny site. They also had a great logo for "Baby Seal, the veal of the sea."

Mark

[MarkL]

Mark