Dear Representative Hunter:
It has recently come to my attention that you may presently be seeking the online services of someone skilled in the everyday, conversational usage of English as a first language, rather than a second one.
However much it is you're shelling out for said services, at present... trust me: you're overpaying. A lot.
I can be reached here, via FReepmail, at your convenience.
Regards,
He’s retired, MENSA