[The Comedian]

Well I hope we are at least getting some weed or something in exchange.

For every item we send down south, Mexico reciprocates by sending us another 10,000 drunk sex offenders.

So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[humblegunner]

And folks ask me why I own stock in beer distributorships.