[The Comedian]

I’m shocked that there are TV stations in Mexico.

Last year I learned they have working helicopters.

Where are they getting this stuff?

The items are purchased in America, disassembled, and the pieces are hidden in the assault rifles that are shipped into Mexico. They are then re-assembled and used in crime and entertainment.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[humblegunner]

the pieces are hidden in the assault rifles that are shipped into Mexico

Well I hope we are at least getting some weed or something in exchange.

This ain't no Goodwill store.

[Moose Burger]

The assault rifles that are bought at gun shows, right? Those are some mighty clown car automatic guns...