01) Having sexual relations with an animal is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Having sex with animals will encourage other people to have sex with animals, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing sex with animals will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to have sex with the family pet.
04) Straight sex has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight sex will be less meaningful if sex with animals were allowed.
06) Heterosexual relations are valid because they produce children. Human/animal couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously parents who have sex with animals will raise children who will have sex with animals, since heterosexual parents only raise children who are heterosexual.
08) Sex with animals is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a straight male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Sex with animals will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Very nice job; copied; pasted; posted. I wonder what the response will be!