Looks like she better take out some pre-emptive restraining orders against FReepers. Prevention is twice as cheap as a cure and well, considering how frisky some male Freepers are on here, I think it would be better unless she wants to carry a mini-FReeper.
“and well, considering how frisky some male Freepers are on here,”
Conservative men have higher testosterone levels, so a woman lucky enough to be married to a conservative man not only has a more fit mate, but gets “some” when she wants it (and perhaps more!).