The Supreme Court used one definition of natural born citizen. It is the only definition for which there is no doubt. “all children, born in a country of parents who were its citizens.” Simple, elegant and absolute.
No. You do not get your own set of facts. The Supreme Court went to lengths to discuss the meaning of NBS in order to show what the original intent was of the phrase NBC - and to argue that WKA was a citizen because A) he was a NBC, and B) the 14th amendment made him so.
Again, you can piss and moan all you want, but no one with any legal responsibility anywhere agrees with you. No one.